best gift ever

fleetwood just gave me my christmas present early.

the avenging unicorn play set.

if you can even imagine.

instant karma

last night my bike was stolen while i was working in the elephant room during happy hour. within an hour i had it back and the douche bag that stole is was arrested. this is truly incredible.

i'm at work

for some reason i just said "drunk dial" out loud. i have no idea why.

linda ronstadt

this morning on my way to work i had a song stuck in my head. it made me think of thanksgiving in 1999 when stevie and i were on our way to eureka springs. i had my heart set on hearing the song 'different drum' by linda ronstadt and the stone ponies. for most of the 12 hour drive i insisted that we listen to any station that might possibly play it. unfortunately these stations were also the stations that would be most likely to play a christmas song every three songs. now that several years have passed i feel really bad about this.
i'm suprised stevie didn't dump me on the side of the road and make me walk to arkansas. i never heard the song.
sorry, stevie.

it's good luck

i got shit on by a bird last night.

thank you, david. for being a boy scout.

soft agile palm

a friend sent me a message about learning this form...about it he says "it teaches you how to explode someone's eyes"

soft agile palm: it teaches you how to explode someone's eyes.

the walk to work

i walked to work this morning with 3 peacocks and a chicken.

ugh.

i hugged this friend of mine about 30 minutes ago...he was sweating and i can still smell his body odor on me. and it reminds me of this time i was eating lunch with him. it was raining, and he was sweating and wearing somekind of rain coat that made him sweat more. and i was supremely hung over. and we were eating texadelphia. and i feel like he smelled so bad that it was all i could do to keep myself from vomiting. this wouldn't have been an issue if i hadn't been hung over and looking at a pile of cheese covered meat on a hoagie roll. but at the time i felt like i was being punished for my debaucherous behaviour the night before. i made it through lunch without vomiting. surprisingly.

me and my llama...

me and my llama are going to the dentist today.