it's good luck

i got shit on by a bird last night.

thank you, david. for being a boy scout.

soft agile palm

a friend sent me a message about learning this form...about it he says "it teaches you how to explode someone's eyes"

soft agile palm: it teaches you how to explode someone's eyes.

the walk to work

i walked to work this morning with 3 peacocks and a chicken.

ugh.

i hugged this friend of mine about 30 minutes ago...he was sweating and i can still smell his body odor on me. and it reminds me of this time i was eating lunch with him. it was raining, and he was sweating and wearing somekind of rain coat that made him sweat more. and i was supremely hung over. and we were eating texadelphia. and i feel like he smelled so bad that it was all i could do to keep myself from vomiting. this wouldn't have been an issue if i hadn't been hung over and looking at a pile of cheese covered meat on a hoagie roll. but at the time i felt like i was being punished for my debaucherous behaviour the night before. i made it through lunch without vomiting. surprisingly.