the planning.

i was just at a coffee shop where the music that happened to be playing was a mix that a customer made. the customer asked the staff to please play that cd right then because that was the music that he wanted playing while he broke up with his boyfriend in the back of the cafe.

genius.

trader joes

they have a lotion called "midsummer's night cream".

my bar tab

i just got word that i have worked my extremely outstanding bar tab down from $1,400 to $170.
i never thought i would be this close to freedom.

you know...

i'm getting a little tired of people thinking that it's ok to stick their tounge in my mouth as an alternative to a handshake.