turkey dinner.

he was returning my phone call. we talked for a long time. it was really good to catch up with him. and as i was thinking that he says to me "i should have knocked you up while i had the chance."
at first i am a little too confused to speak. but i manage to come back.
"ummm. hon, what do you mean 'while you had the chance?' we've never had sex. in fact, we've never even dated. i don't know how you would have planned on doing that."
"dixie cup and a turkey baster, my dear. dixie cup and a turkey baster."

god, miletus. you're really sick sometimes, you know that?