she said: i woke up from a sex dream today moaning. does that ever
happen to you?

i said: the most memorable sex dream i've ever had i woke up screaming
because sharon stone's pussy had teeth.

we sat there at oskars, the two of us, enjoying a winter lunch, catching up on old times. we started talking about numbers. that's when he mentioned the fact that he could only have sex with people that he could hold a decent conversation with, which was why his numbers were so low at his age. i thought about it for a minute. then i decided that i also could only have sex with people that i could hold a decent conversation with and yet, my numbers were through the roof.
and that's when he looked at me and said very calmly..."well, maybe you're just a great conversationalist."
and i have to admit...i think he might be right...