Thursday, August 3, 2006

billy bob was as stupid as he was thoughtful

i was on the bus this morning and at the corner of 5th and congress i saw this woman on crutches moving really slowly, kind of struggling to make it to the bench. i only saw her from behind at first. she was relatively well dressed. designer flip flops, capri pants. swollen ankle. black blouse. shiny crutches. blonde hair kind of clipped up like buffy's. she looked like she may have been in her late 40s, but in good shape. i desperately wanted to see her face, but she kept moving in ways that i couldn't see it until finally the bus started pulling away. she was sitting on the bench and put the crutches off to the side and i got a glimpse.

it was like hatchet-face meets shakes the clown. no joke. her face was busted. and then she put make-up on it.

does anyone have any pictures of hatchet-face? or shakes the clown, for that matter.

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