Thursday, September 7, 2006

i just sneezed in my hand

i almost got hit by a car just now. unlike almost getting hit by a bus yesterday, this would have been my fault. i must have been really distracted still from trying to run out into the middle of 8th street to rescue the lip balm that had flown out of my pocket. i heard it hit the ground and start rolling through the intersection right outside of the omni. i was determined to not have another lip balm casualty this week. i've lost 5 new tubes of chapstick in the past 7 days. that's just too much.

jenn daly and i want to know where they offer classes in lesbianism. it seems like now is good a time as any to start being serious about eating pussy. so instead of being just a hobby it can be a full time gig. "i play a little guitar" no more of that. anyway, if anyone can give us a heads up.

paul, what did you say to me earlier? i didn't copy it before i came over to blog world. and now i can't remember.

i'm still sweating. i am currently the only person in the office. i cut three of my fingers last night trying to cut out a chunk of my hair, stick the ends together with wax, braid it, and then fuse a rat tail into jenndaly's hair before she left for new jersey...someone was asking me for my phone number last night and i can't remember why...

i've totally overbooked my weekend.

and this morning i reached new heights while crying to some disney musical song on the radio...i can't remember which...the colours of the wind, or something like that. it was rough. i really need a new hobby.

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