Monday, October 30, 2006

once upon a life partner

my former LP is coming to visit me at the end of the month.

i told her we would have to share the bed.
"ha, after all we've shared you think i'd balk at a bed?"
"i guess you're right. we've shit together."
"actually, i was thinking more of the time you picked my used tampon up off the floor."

ali, was that after you pulled it out and threw it at matt? refresh my memory.

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