my house is so fucking clean right now. you could eat off the floor...it's probably cleaner than my plates. my hands are cracked and bleeding from the cleaning products and being submerged in water for extended periods of time. there are no more dustbunnies. my cat doesn't know where she is. she's extremely bored. my lawn is mowed. i watched countless hours of benny hill on thanksgiving day.
gobble gobble.
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Benny Hill is genius. Why isn't that on PBS anymore...?
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