Thursday, November 30, 2006

guaranteed fresh

i just went to the vending machine and bought a bag of cheetos. guaranteed fresh until printed date. the date is JAN 16. i don't remember which wong kar wai movie it was...chung king express? his girlfriend breaks up with him on april fool's day, so he goes around buying cans of pineapple with a may first expiration date, at which point he feels she will either come back to him or his feelings for her will turn. and then may first passes and he can't find anymore cans with that expiration date.
it makes me want to go buy all the bags of cheetos with a JAN 16 guaranteed fresh until.
JAN 16 is my birthday.

today is the day. former LP, ms. alison arrives at 4:50pm. the agenda is as follows: dance party, funfunfun, dance party, knife throwing, thrifting, dance party, knitting, bbq, mexican food, dance party. i wonder if this is the beginning to yet another incredibly unhealthy relationship. i seem to be so good at them.

2 comments:

AfroBurrito said...

All I can say is . . . I had better run into you at FunFunFun . . . and uh . . . I had better see you on around your b-day. Mmmmmm cheetos. I'm hungry still.

nincompoop said...

yep.