home for the holidays...the new series.

after the whole blow job story of december 23rd i had to call aunt kay on december 24th while aunt ginny was in the shower.

lb: aunt kay, ginny's in the shower. i've gotta tell you what she said last night...(insert clinton story here).

kay: oh my god. well did i tell you what she told me last time i was there? she used to date jack mannagin years back when they were young. one day she said to me "i could have married that son of a bitch and all that money would have been mine. but it wouldn't have been worth it. after he told me he wanted to fuck me up the ass i said FORGET YOU!"

lb: whoa.