not to be confused with rubbing one out on me.
1. so, last tuesday night i turned the ringer off on my phone before i went to sleep.
in the middle of the night the phone rang. it startled me. i looked at the number and it was an austin number so i answered it. (i have a houston phone #. i get lots of calls from houston and i know they will be wrong numbers, so i rarely answer my phone). it was my girlfriend/co-worker rebeca calling from a friend's phone. she said "i know it's late and i'm sorry but i have a proposition for you. if you can work happy hour bartending wednesday and friday i will find someone to cover your friday cocktail shift and i'll give you $200 on top of it."
i agreed and hung up the phone...that equals at least $400 for minimal pain.
i looked at the phone to see what was up with my ringer, and it had been turned off the whole time.
weird, huh?
i got other phone calls that night and it never rang.
2. in the past 4 weeks i have won 4 online contests. bob saget tickets, comedy club tickets, alamo drafthouse tickets and a 20% off coupon for some new store on the east side.
3. i went to the dentist and they took away the stains on my front teeth. i hadn't been in 7 years. i only have one cavity.
4. on tuesday i bought my first suit. and a pair of heels.
5. i'm having the black hearts on my arm taken off with lasers.
6. i have an interview with continental airlines at the end of this month.
7. i woke up this morning in bed curled up with renee and jenndaly. i walked out to the living room and saw dot all curled up in bed with another cute chick. awesome way to start the morning.
8. my gremlin is following me.
9. i leave austin in 13 days.
10. i can't stop touching my breasts.
11. last night i was fortunate enough to encounter 6 of the most lovely ladies in austin. in one place. it was beautiful.
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
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i love you.
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