the resemblance to buster from arrested development was incredible. the glasses. the balding. the relative social disfunction. and then to top it off there was the glove. he wore a glove on his right hand. a precautionary measure. part of the healing process. the result of some kind of freak accident involving alcohol, a hot dog and three days in the hospital. anyway, the glove just brought to mind buster after his hand had been eaten off by a seal.
i stood there in barcade, taking it all in when he suddenly decided to play ding-dong-ditch with the ass of some guy at the bar. he runs back and looks at me and smiles.
d: that's right, you saw it. i just grabbed your boyfriend's ass.
l: doug...that's not my boyfriend.
d: that guy?
l: no, doug. michael's over there...nowhere near the bar.
d: oh, good god...
the resemblance to buster was incredible.
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