Thursday, July 13, 2006

it's snowing

i had this dream last night where i was at this party and i ran into this couple and they were going to buy a mountain of cocaine and asked if i wanted to go in on that with them and i said yes, but then walked away and ran into a group of chicks that i knew and we were all really fucked up and everytime i turned around this one chick would shove her key all the way up my nose and it would have so much sniff sniff on it that i thought i was going to have a heart-attack and i finally walked away from that area and forgot that i told these other people that i would give them money for drugs and so i forked out a bunch of cash and they gave me this huge golfball of coke and then they left and i was trying to hide it under my breasts because i didn't have any pockets but my breasts are pretty small, so it was kind of dramatic and noticeable, so i put it in my mouth and i was on my way to the bathroom when the cops showed up.

but the chick that kept shoving her key in my face...she was seriously out of control.

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