she took a key out of her pocket and handed it to her girl friend sitting next to her.
"here, take this. if you're ever too drunk or too tired to make it home you can stay at my place."
girlfriend held the key and looked at it for a few seconds before saying "well, i'd feel weird about just coming over without calling or anything...i mean, what if you're with someone...what if you're not there."
"don't worry. i never let anyone stay over. and i never stay anywhere else."
"how do you ever get laid?"
"i only date guys that drive vans."
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