girl: remember that time you got really stoned and were trying to shave your pussy and ended up cutting your lips in the process?
girlfriend: no...when did that happen?
girl: you know. in our place on elmwood.
girlfriend: what did i do?
girl: you stood there naked, bent over crying "whyyyyyy? whyyyyy? whyyy do i do this to myself?"
girlfriend: what were you doing there?
girl: taking a shit.
girlfriend: those were the days.
girl: yes. they were.
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Yes! I need for a story to accidentally nip me on the vagina lips. Seriously Lisa . . . where the hell do you find these people?
P to the S . . . Let's Sock Hop some more.
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