i've been denied

for the sake of protecting the identities of the innocent and the not-so-innocent i need to preface this entry by requesting that anybody who knows my archnemesis please do not make any comments that would possibly disclose her identity.

so, i get to work today and i'm talking to fleeter and she tells me that she ran into my archnemesis, stink-eye, yesterday, and stink-eye was really chatting her up. i asked if she was trying to pry all of my deep, dark secrets out of her.

fleetwood said "no. no, that's not what happened at all."

the following is fleetwood's version of the story:

Here's what happened. So I says to the girl.....do you speak Chinese in your home. She said no, I am half Vietnamese and no we only speak english in our home.

I said, "wow, you have the same heritage as Lisa, half vietnamese"

"who's Lisa?"

"You know Lisa, she's the girl I'm always hanging out with.. Long black hair, nose ring."

"No, I don't know her."

"Yes you do, you see her all the time."

"Does she have blue tips on the end of her hair?"

"No that's...., Lisa's hair is a lot longer."

"I don't know who she is."

right at that point another person entered the conversation and said to Stink Eye. "Yes. You do know who she is"

Stink Eye replied. "oh. her."

Not only does she not care about your deep dark secrets. She REFUSES to acknowledge your existence at all.