Friday, June 9, 2006

the lone star diet

this is the exchange that took place between my girlfriend cassandra and me a couple of minutes ago:

cass: "you look very slender today"

lisa b: "i haven't really been eating. just drinking a lot"

cass: "oh, the vodka diet? well i guess in your case it would be the lonestar diet."

lisa b: "yeah. pretty much the lonestar diet."

cass: "or the happy meal diet...you know, lonestar and a shot of jaeger."

i know so many people on the happy meal diet. thank you cassandra for summing it up so perfectly.

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